John Kerry is an Asshole

The Boston Herald had this story today. I'm tellin' ya...this guy just keeps makin' America proud, doesn't he? Edit 07/30/09: The Boston Herald link went to paid archive access only, so I'm providing new links to the same story from other outlets.




The basic gist is that during a conversation with peers (that's code for "very wealthy elitist snobs"), John Kerry was regaling them all with the "bizarre" tale of Governor Sanford's four-day disappearance early in the month. As we all now know, the governor was schtupping his extra-curricular activity down in Argentina while his wife and the kids got to wonder where he had run off to. Anyway, Kerry finished the conversation by saying, no doubt with that sneering attempt at a satirical smile on his face:

"Too bad if a governor had to go missing, it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know...Sarah Palin."

I guess the frat boys didn't tell him that making Palin jokes is so last year.

I suppose we should be grateful he didn't make sex or retard jokes about her children or accuse her of felony fraud.

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